he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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