You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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