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oh god the rape fog is back!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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