just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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