So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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