Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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