You just made me feel so damn special
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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