I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
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Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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