I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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