I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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