I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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