Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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