conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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