Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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