Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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