im having a threesome with these popsicles
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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