Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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