she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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