Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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