The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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