My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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