Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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