He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Are we still banned from the library?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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