my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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