did you get engaged???
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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