i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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