I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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