I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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