dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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