I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You smell like stripper and shame
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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