His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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