I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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