can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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