There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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I need moral support for this bender
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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