those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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