I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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