People with herpes should wear stickers.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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