You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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