remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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