Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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