i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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