I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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