Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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