i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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