TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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