This girl is more easily done than said...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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