white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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