three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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