I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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