You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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